Add this to the "living in the 2000s sucks" list.
1984: It's going to snow tomorrow. 2-3 feet expected.
2014: Ooooooo did you hear about winter storm Octavio?? It's gonna be a BAD one! How much snow will there be? Will the roads be bad? What are the top 5 shoveling tips?
FUCK and OFF, Weather Channel: Stop trying to be relevant and just tell me if I need a coat or not.
*Hurricanes not included - those fuckers deserve some respect.