Since When Does Every Storm Have a Name?

How annoying is this?! This is the planet earth. There is literally a storm a week somewhere in the U.S. so we really need to fucking cool it with the names. There are so many that no one ends up remembering them.* Pop Quiz: what was the gigantic storm named that hit Boston last year? Yeah, no one knows because no one fucking cares. It's just "that big storm last year", clean and simple.

Add this to the "living in the 2000s sucks" list.

1984: It's going to snow tomorrow. 2-3 feet expected.

2014: Ooooooo did you hear about winter storm Octavio?? It's gonna be a BAD one! How much snow will there be? Will the roads be bad? What are the top 5 shoveling tips?

FUCK and OFF, Weather Channel: Stop trying to be relevant and just tell me if I need a coat or not.


*Hurricanes not included - those fuckers deserve some respect.