Sunday, April 27, 2008

Whiners

Something's been eating me for a long time now and it's way past due for discussion.

Why do people harp so much on people who pop their collars? There are a bunch of "Anti Collar-Poppers Association" groups on facebook for morons to join, and they even go as far as to think they're important by having "chapters" of the "Association" (e.g. Anti Collar-poppers Association: Lafayette Chapter"). This shit really gets to me, not as a defender of the collar-popping style, but because most of the people that make or join these groups are little emo assholes or fat zeros who think they are so much better than the rest of society for not conforming. Get a life you chuffs. No one makes shitty little groups about your tight jeans and tattered Ramones t-shirts that are 8 sizes too small for you. You all think you're so hip and going against the grain for labeling someone else's style as pretentious. Maybe if you spent a little more time worrying about your own shit instead of bashing others for theirs you'd get laid every once in a while. I mean what's the big deal? Collar up, collar down, who cares. It's like if there were hundreds of groups that were the "Anti Converse All Stars With Funky Colored Laces And Shit Drawn All Over Them Association", people would freak out and get all defensive. The difference between those people and the kids that pop their collars is that the collar-poppers could care less what other people think of them and the ugly Converse kids are so insecure they have to go on the attack. You're weak.

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