Monday, March 31, 2008

My Name Is Allison, But You Can Call Me "Bombs" - UPDATED

Giving yourself a nickname is about as cool as giving a pregnant woman cigarettes and vodka. How big of a zero do you have to be to tag yourself? People this do that need to be ejected from any and all social gatherings. Feel free to pour beer on them as well.

UPDATE - Naming your adopted Chinese daughter "Chynna" is neither clever nor original.

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