Fat Guy Walks, Novel Ideas Embraced

Interestingly enough, I know the guy in the left hand side of this picture. He's a PhD student in Boston now, but we went to college together once upon a time. I don't know who this Phill Novak guy is on the right, but he's claiming he was once fat when he obviously just stole a photo of my buddy from a few weekends ago, duped CNN into thinking this was him before he started exercising, and is now cashing in on all that Subway Jared pussy. Lucky bastard. 

You can read more about Phill "Two L's" Novak here. If you could care less, try here.