Lame Tuesday

Pick up this week's TIME magazine, look at the cover, vomit, use cover to wipe up vomit. 

TIME did a story about young people who "get out and vote." COOL!!!! I'm so pumped to read about college kids who think their fuckin awesome because they are politically active. Apparently, you can't get into any parties at UC Berkley unless you have your voter registration card on you, not like any parties at UC Berkley are worth going to anyway, but hey.

So when did it become chic to vote? Isn't that something you just do once you turn 18? Buy porn and cigarettes and register to vote. Am I the only one who was raised this way? Do people really feel the need to flaunt their voter status?? Just do it and keep your fucking mouth shut. The youth of America needs to get a life. Stop whining about our political system to your coffee house pals and crack a few jokes or go meet some girls (unless you are one which means you're probably fat and ugly so you're shit out of luck).