Long Time, No See

Some of you know, some of you don't, but I'm living/working in Texas right now trying to discover oil. We aren't sure if there is any here, but we are checking.

Zing.

In all seriousness though, I am in Texas working at a camp. Internet here is... interesting, so posts might be few and far between. My fan(s?) will have to just be patient with me. Sorry.

On a lighter note, today a woman showed up with to chaperone her son's class from a local school, and let me tell you, she was a PEACH! Ladies if you are looking to class yourself up a little with a new look, might I suggest smoking 2-3 packs of menthol 100s until the skin on your face looks like tree bark, rocking a few warts on your forehead, and flaunting a bedazzled camo t-shirt that says "He Hunts, I Shop" across your sagging tits. It was all I could to to keep from feeling her up in the woods. Goodness!